Mafia Wars
Dear readers, it’s been a while… a bloody long while since I posted anything. I’ve received literally several e-mails asking on my whereabouts, am I still alive, do I need bail money etc. Well thanks,...
View ArticleTiggy’s Thought for the Day – Masturbation
Why do you never see any books on masturbation? Do It Yourself guides to Doing It Yourself? Considering everyone does it at least every day, sometimes more (and don’t pretend you don’t) there has been...
View ArticleTiggy’s Shopping Bizarre: Road Trip Tray
Are you a busy salesman or executive out on the road? Save time and increase productivity with this super Road Trip Tray! Now you can write reports and browse e-mails on your laptop while you cruise...
View ArticleTiggy’s Hit Parade: Back To The Shit
Music fans! Are you illin’ fo’ the shizzle? Need some phat beats for your ride? Check out Tiggy’s Hit Parade! (Unfortunately, Tiggy doesn’t possess a turntable or any musical knowledge, so all reviews...
View ArticleMeat Beat – We’re Okay with Them Lady Hunters
Monty: Hey Tiggy fans, it’s time for another Meat Beat with me, Monty O’Drizzle, Professor of Pork and critter shootin’ superstar! And with me is my assistant, Bob Nutter, with some news he saw on the...
View ArticleTiggyblog – An Apology (Again)
Honestly, I’d only popped out to buy some spoons, then suddenly it was five months later and I realized I hadn’t updated Tiggyblog. Sorry about that, readers. That’s not to say nothing has happened to...
View ArticleKids Say the Funniest Things: Dear Jamie Oliver
Mrs. Davies’ class has been learning all about healthy eating, inspired by top TV chef Jamie Oliver. The children decided to write to Jamie and tell him about their favourite healthy foods. How sweet!...
View ArticlePolice Chase Through the Zoo
Some readers have asked me to expand slightly on an incident I alluded to in a previous post. I didn’t really want to bring the whole thing up again. But yes, there was a police chase, yes, it was...
View ArticleAnother 20 People I Don’t Want to Meet
Like most of you on the internet, I hate meeting people. After my run-in with the last set of whackjobs, here are some more people I will be crossing the road to avoid. A disillusioned Illusionist An...
View ArticleHit Parade: Uncle Bud’s Hospital Experience
Music fans! Confused by the choice at your local record store? Want to get ‘with it’ and ‘hip’ like all the cats at the local Hop? Or something? Check out Tiggy’s Hit Parade! (Unfortunately, Tiggy...
View ArticleHit Parade: Stuffparty 2
Music fans! Pantin’ for a spankin’ soundtrack to get yo booty twerkin’ on the dance floor? You are? Well fuck me, you’re in luck. Tiggy’s Hit Parade has returned! (Unfortunately, Tiggy doesn’t possess...
View ArticleMeat Beat – Gone Fishin’
Hey there meat maniacs, it’s time for another Meat Beat! Bob: Welcome to another edition of Meat Beat! Today, we’re not in the woods at all. Or even at the zoo. Can you guess where we’re hunting...
View ArticlePassword Incorrect – Try Again
Oh crap. I’ve forgotten my password. A random group of words, numbers and symbols stand between me and a document full of stories I wrote a year ago. The drafts were clumsy, rambling and a tragedy of...
View ArticleHappy Birthday Hell
Enjoy your special day! the tacky birthday card reads. Today it’s all about YOU! Yes it is. It’s my birthday so it has to be a special day. The sun will shine, birds will chirp from a reasonable hour...
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